Project Orion II Says: World Devastators are more unstroppable than the Crystalline Drej Mothership

This post will explain exactly why my interstellar brainchild can stop the Drej Mothership from destroying Earth, a counter story to that film that I loathe called Titan AE.  Although Orion II is for science rather than combat, antiamtter bombs can be pladed into the twenty four dispatch probe holds.  Antimatter weaposn are a hundred times more destrutive than nuclear weapons and a teaspoon of antimatter is enough to wipe out any major city on Earth.  That is why Theoretical Physicist Michio Kaku chose to use an antimatter bomb to destroy the 160km wide Death Star in an episode of his Sci-Fi Science: Physices Of The Impossible series. The Drej Mothership is only 7.62 kilometers long, so don't you dare tell me that an antimatter bomb cannot destroy the Drej Vessel if it goes off in the enemy ship before it destroys Earth.  The Orion II Starship will attack the Ahahenena while that Crystalline Drej Ship is only visible through the six onboard 5m reflector telescopes.  An antimatter warhead would be launched towards where the Crystalline Drej Ship will be when it gets there since she is a moving target.  I will have the antimatter device go into the very heart of the planet buster through the opening through which Drej Stingers both enter and exit.  I am doing this as to avoid damaging my Orion II Ship in the process.  The antimatter bomb is detonated before the Drej Mothership enters firing position over planet earth and the Crystalline Drej Warship is totally destroyed while soaking up the gamma rays in the process.  So don't you EVER DARE to tell me that an Orion II Starship using antimatter weapons cannot foil the Drej Plot to destroy Planet Earth in the first place!  I chose an antimatter bomb as to not rely on any handwavium fictional weakess like draining the Drej does.  In fact a mature Titan AE fan who I subscribe to on YouTube known as Drej Stinger 1986 beat me to it for a fictional reason in astory he wrote me in my inbox, but that is okay because at least he had it right as checked out by the Sci-Fi Science episode called "Destroy The Death Star".

Don't you dare tell me that the Drej are unstoppable because for instance the massive World Devastators from the Star Wars Dark Empire graphic novel and the last level of the Star Wars video game Rogue Squadron are by far more powerful and ustoppable than the Crystalline Drej Ship ever would be.  Now onto a sequal to Orion II's clash with the Alahenena in which Project Orion II takes on the World Devastators which is a chilling challenge.

The Sando Aqua Monster's Many Deaths

Here  is a list of the various ways that the Sando Aqua Monster will die:

1. ripped apart by the Cloverfield Monster
2. pick a fight with Godzilla
3. fall into a black hole
4. getting bombed by an air strike
5. having grenades lodged in its sensitive areas
6. getting bitten by a blue-ringed octopus (Hapalochlaena)
7. getting struck by Jovian lightning
8. fired on by the USS Enterprise
9. burned up by Project Orion II's fusion exhaust
10. hit by a relativistic weapon
11. electrocuted by a Perseus shuttle

Appeal to Force (Argumentum ad Baculum)

Appeal to Force (Argumentum ad Baculum) meaning argument of the "stick" or  the "CUDGEL"!

Definition: An informal logical fallacy in which the arguer threatens the persuadee that unpleasant consequences will follow unless they accept the conclusion.

A force argument states that the conclusion must be true because there is a threat of force against any dissent.  This is fallacious because the threat of force does not necessarily prove the conclusion to be correct.  I will use a force argument directed towards a Colo Claw Fish as a sample.


Cranky Crabby

Cranky Crabby is a particularly traumatized crab since he nearly lost his life at a seafood restaurant on a fishing pier at a beach.   He is terrified to death of seafood chefs and the seafood lover in you as to compel him  to have obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) as a security blanket and defense mechanism and to revile flamboyance.  He also is an obsessive-compulsive cleaner of Sando Aqua Monsters, obsessively removing parasites from such leviathans and that is just another part of his security blanket.  He is even afraid of even having to think about the chef or the seafood lover in you as to use threats to justify his OCD.  This troubled crustacean has an Obsessive-Compulsive Crisis (OCC).  He is joyless, humorless, paranoid,  anxious, worried, controlling, dictatorial, obsessive-compulsive, introverted, and short-fused.

The Persuadee: Kyle Colo

Kyle Colo is a very relaxed and flashy Colo Claw Fish who loves to flirt and his extremely flamboyant.  He is the prime target target of Cranky Crabby's OCC and appeal to force because of how showy he is.  Kyle is also effeminate and loves peace, sleeping, partying, fun, adventure, and flamboyance.  He does not listen to threats. 

The Conclusion: OCD & No Flashiness Allowed

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) is a neurological disorder in which a sufferer has obsessive fears of certain things such as germs, nudity, heights, etc and does rituals to cope with those fears such as obsessive cleaning and washing hands frequently.  OCD can be treated through therapy and certain medications and the symptoms will gradually go away when one resist the urge to perform the OCD rituals.

The Threat: Sando Aqua Monster

The Sando Aqua Monster is a sadistic leviathan and indiscriminatory feeder that dines on Opee Sea Killers and Colo Claw Fish like Kyle Colo.  Their main predator is the Cloverfield Monster.

"Listen up Kyle Colo, obsessive-compulsive disorder is by far the BEST security blanket EVER while flashiness is by far the WORST abomination EVER!  I need my OCD rituals to avoid the chef or even thinking about the chef and your showiness if putting me at grave risk of meeting up with the chef again!  If you don't believe  me and continue to be a flashy anti-OCD eel, I will summon a Sando Aqua Monster and he will rip you and two and eat you for LUNCH!" - Cranky Crabby

Let's examine the above argument.  There is so much wrong with the aforementioned statement.  First of all, it carries a macabre threat of a Sando Aqua Monster biting Kyle Colo in two if he does not agree with Cranky Crabby.  Secondly, there is no substance to Cranky Crabby's argument, just demands and a threat of force.  Thirdly, no one can logically argue in favor of having OCD as a good security blanket since it is a mental disorder.  The threat of the Sando Aqua Monster does not necessarily prove that OCD is a security blanket or that flamboyance is bad.  Kyle Colo is not at all swayed by the force argument as demonstrated by the following quote:

"Please Cranky Crabby, lighten up and go get some serious treatment for your obsessive-compulsive disorder and let me by flashy.  It is not good for anyone to be constantly worried, anxious, and paranoid like you insist on being.  I will not give into your appeal to force.  Threatening to have a Sando Aqua Monster bite me in two if I am flashy and do not let you be obsessive-compulsive is a force argument.  I am going on a Perseus shuttle right now and setting sail on board the ISV Odyssey and you are coming on board to get the OCD treatment that you so dread.  The Perseus shuttle that will taxi me will neutralize any Sando Aqua Monster that you may summon." - Kyle Colo

Kyle Colo saw a Perseus shuttle just outside of his burrow but he had to eat before taking off, but the pilot and co-pilot of the shuttle knew that since it was part of their job description to make sure that any Colo Claw Fish that they take up into space are well fed first.  When Kyle Colo left his burrow he heard the words "Kyle Colo, stay close on my shuttle for your own safely."  Kyle Colo agreed and the Perseus 16 shuttle escorted him to find a pre-launch meal.  But just after feeding, a Sando Aqua Monster bellowed, "Hi there Lunch Eel, I heard that you gave Cranky Crabby a hard time and attempted to deprive him of his OCD vitals and were continuing to be flashy.  I must bite you in half and eat you for lunch!  Cranky Crabby is with me.  Haw haw ha ha ha he he he he!"  Kyle Colo quickly retreated into the Perseus shuttle before  the hatch closed in time to protect him.  The Perseus 16 electrocuted the Sando Aqua Monster and Cranky Crabby was captured minutes later.

Once Cranky and Kyle were both secure in Perseus 16, Perseus 16 headed towards the surface turning its jets vertical just before breaching the surface of the water. Once out of the water and hovering, the jets turned back horizontal and the Perseus 16 took off and began its ascent into orbit.  Kyle Colo was excited while Cranky Crabby was pale.  Cranky Crabby did say a word while Kyle Colo cheered in anticipation.  Once in the stratosphere, Perseus 16 switched to rocket mode and made the final climb into Naboo orbit before reuniting with the ISV Odyssey.

Once the Perseus 16 docked to the ISV Odyssey, Kyle Colo took Cranky Crabby with him as he transferred to his deep space hibernation quarters.  Kyle Colo wrapped up his eel body in a wrap blanket and got cozy falling fast asleep and beginning to hibernate.  Cranky made a scene but it did not wake up  Kyle Colo who was a heavy sleeper.  The ISV Odyssey then fired up its engines and headed into deep space.

Self Exile From Star Wars: A Quick Rundown

I have  put many years of thought into this and I decided after intense deliberation that I should exile myself from trying to enjoy Star Wars.  Before I get started,  let  me tell you about the pod race to Naboo scenario of Star Tours II: The Adventures Continue where as it turns  out  the Colo Claw Fish that attacked the Star  Tours craft due to illogical planning on the part of Lucasfilm was electric shock abut lived sliding off screen.  I then immediately decided to turn this disjointed situation to my advantage because what happens with the Colo Claw afterward is subject to the opinion  of  the viewer.  I saw this on YouTube.  So I decided to have an off screen Perseus deep-sea to orbit shuttle come and pick up the Colo Claw Fish .  Perseus Shuttles are 160m flying submarines  that I have designed to ferry Colo Claw Fish to and from Colo Claw Fish carrying starships such as the ISV Odyssey and are drawn form Skylon space planes which are currently under development and the Valkyrie shuttles from Avatar.  The Perseus would have a meal for  the Colo Claw Fish held in the cargo hold  because of  the dangerousness of the situation to be bale  to immediately feed the Colo Claw, safely seal the Colo in the shuttle, and take off all simultaneously.

To lift out of the water, the four smaller jet engines would be vertical and then turn horizontal as the craft takes off and would be used for the supersonic and early hypersonic phases.  Then the Perseus would transfer to deuterium fusion rocket mode for the rest of the way into Naboo orbit and to the ISV Odyssey.

Once the Perseus docks to the habitation ring of the Dodecahedron Flagship, the rear hatch opens to release the Colo Claw Passenger into his quarters while the pilot and co-pilot would transfer to the ship via a connecting arm on the Cargo Module.  The Colo Claw gets covered up nice and cozy in a wrapping blanket before falling fast asleep and beginning to hibernate.  There are four Perseus Shuttles and capacity for four Colo Claw Fish per such Heavy-Duty Interstellar Transport which the Odyssey is one of.

Once four Colo Claw Fish are settled on board the ship, a tall nude meerkat woman named Captain Stevie Meeris gives the green light for a departure.  The ISV Odyssey then fires up her engines and leaves Naboo before accelerating to relativistic velocities and flying through a wormhole back to the Milky Way.

Captain Stevie Meeris

ISV Odyssey

Orion Crisis II: Project Orion II Versus Sando Aqua Monster

My interstellar brainchild takes on Naboo's deep sea sadist.

Project Orion II & Sando Aqua Menace

The Reason why I HATE the Sando Aqua Menace

Project Orion II will most certainly win hands down because it operates in outer space!  I  am not designing  Orion II for any military purposes, but it can be rigged in a way as to be used as an anti-Sando spacecraft.  From the vantage point of space, one can send projectiles screaming at the Sando at very high velocities, including at relativistic velocities.  Plus Orion II itself can move vastly faster than Sando for obvious reasons.  Orion II has a lot more physics behind it than the Sando and is far more mature than Sando.  If  Orion  II and Sando touched one another like if Orion II rammed Sando, Orion II can electrocute the Sando with enough power to slay the leviathan.  I am a CAPTAIN AHAB and the Sando Aqua Menace is my WHALE!

Below is an image of a realistic interstellar spacecraft that is designed to carry Colo Claw Fish while plying deep space, the Interstellar Vessel (ISV) Odyssey.  The ISV Odyssey is 1.9 klicks long and its design is heavily influenced by the Atomic Rockets website and designs such as the ISV Venture Star from my favorite movie Avatar and the Bussard Ramjet.

ISV Odyssey

Introduction

Hello; I am Timothy M McHugh, the chief designer of the interstellar spacecraft concept dubbed "Project Orion II" ever since I first came up with the idea in the morning of Thursday, February 18, 1999.  This will be my main blog since I will post other blogs as well.  The three dimensional polyhedron that is the icon of my profile is the dodecahedron, which I have adopted as the symbol of Project Orion II.  I commemorate February 18 as the birthday of my brainchild after which this blog is named.