Self Exile From Star Wars: A Quick Rundown

I have  put many years of thought into this and I decided after intense deliberation that I should exile myself from trying to enjoy Star Wars.  Before I get started,  let  me tell you about the pod race to Naboo scenario of Star Tours II: The Adventures Continue where as it turns  out  the Colo Claw Fish that attacked the Star  Tours craft due to illogical planning on the part of Lucasfilm was electric shock abut lived sliding off screen.  I then immediately decided to turn this disjointed situation to my advantage because what happens with the Colo Claw afterward is subject to the opinion  of  the viewer.  I saw this on YouTube.  So I decided to have an off screen Perseus deep-sea to orbit shuttle come and pick up the Colo Claw Fish .  Perseus Shuttles are 160m flying submarines  that I have designed to ferry Colo Claw Fish to and from Colo Claw Fish carrying starships such as the ISV Odyssey and are drawn form Skylon space planes which are currently under development and the Valkyrie shuttles from Avatar.  The Perseus would have a meal for  the Colo Claw Fish held in the cargo hold  because of  the dangerousness of the situation to be bale  to immediately feed the Colo Claw, safely seal the Colo in the shuttle, and take off all simultaneously.

To lift out of the water, the four smaller jet engines would be vertical and then turn horizontal as the craft takes off and would be used for the supersonic and early hypersonic phases.  Then the Perseus would transfer to deuterium fusion rocket mode for the rest of the way into Naboo orbit and to the ISV Odyssey.

Once the Perseus docks to the habitation ring of the Dodecahedron Flagship, the rear hatch opens to release the Colo Claw Passenger into his quarters while the pilot and co-pilot would transfer to the ship via a connecting arm on the Cargo Module.  The Colo Claw gets covered up nice and cozy in a wrapping blanket before falling fast asleep and beginning to hibernate.  There are four Perseus Shuttles and capacity for four Colo Claw Fish per such Heavy-Duty Interstellar Transport which the Odyssey is one of.

Once four Colo Claw Fish are settled on board the ship, a tall nude meerkat woman named Captain Stevie Meeris gives the green light for a departure.  The ISV Odyssey then fires up her engines and leaves Naboo before accelerating to relativistic velocities and flying through a wormhole back to the Milky Way.

Captain Stevie Meeris

ISV Odyssey